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theavengersshouldnttext:

Darcy Lewis: Thor, where’s my iPod?
Thor Odinson: I CURRENTLY POSESS YOUR MAGICAL BLACK MUSIC SQUARE, LITTLE BOISTEROUS ONE.
Darcy: Wanna give that back to me please?
Thor: NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED LISTENING TO THE MUSIC BY THE ONE CALLED ADELE.
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Tony Stark: Darcy - why the HELL is Thor crying in my sound room?!
Darcy Lewis: …I dunno what you’re talking about.
Tony: He is sitting there. CRYING. Listening to “Someone Like You”.
Darcy: Still don’t know what you’re talking about…
Tony: You suck.
Darcy: That’s your job, buddy.
(in which Thor likes Adele, to the point where it pisses Tony off - referencing the SNL skit here - and where Darcy is funny…hope you enjoy.)
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Submitted by the brilliant and hilarious wordyouwield. This made Steve and I laugh our asses off, oh my god. You are SO GREAT. Thank you, sweetheart. 
xx
Tony
P.S. Can we please make THE ONE CALLED ADELE a thing now.
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theavengersshouldnttext:

Darcy Lewis: Thor, where’s my iPod?

Thor Odinson: I CURRENTLY POSESS YOUR MAGICAL BLACK MUSIC SQUARE, LITTLE BOISTEROUS ONE.

Darcy: Wanna give that back to me please?

Thor: NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED LISTENING TO THE MUSIC BY THE ONE CALLED ADELE.

Tony Stark: Darcy - why the HELL is Thor crying in my sound room?!

Darcy Lewis: …I dunno what you’re talking about.

Tony: He is sitting there. CRYING. Listening to “Someone Like You”.

Darcy: Still don’t know what you’re talking about…

Tony: You suck.

Darcy: That’s your job, buddy.

(in which Thor likes Adele, to the point where it pisses Tony off - referencing the SNL skit here - and where Darcy is funny…hope you enjoy.)

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Submitted by the brilliant and hilarious wordyouwield. This made Steve and I laugh our asses off, oh my god. You are SO GREAT. Thank you, sweetheart. 

xx

Tony

P.S. Can we please make THE ONE CALLED ADELE a thing now.

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theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT